41hours and 30mins awake till yesterday :D
16th June : wakes up at 7am.
7am-9pm, none of your business :D.
9pm go Chavali house.
Drink and play through the night.
17th June : 12am-5am, play PSP|PS3|iTouch etc.
5am Karaoke, but I never sing, if not need to pay for glass.
645am go 399 eat, all ate Bee Hoon.
7am play basketball.
9.30pm go Bugis.
1.30pm back to Taman, play soccer.
6pm report for work.
11pm knock off, went to green chair.
12am reach house.
12.30am sleep :D

Found these while browsing Youtube, kinda cool :D. suggest you watch from 1.30s

Labels: laugh your ass off please :D

Is there a shadow in your life ?
I have one, and he's aiming to be better than me :o .

copies whatever I do, and then tries to be better.
what a snob, this guy should just stop being a loser and get a life.
best part ?
some people been telling me this noob is trying to be like me
lmfao ? so openly do it even others can see, omg loser, srsly gtfo and do your own stuff .
why dont you go copy Obama, he's a greater Man than me .

anw stop guessing, its not Gwee, :).

What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'mon!
You and I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah on the floor blah
blah blah no clothes blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah right now!
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no armsand no legs.

A woman walking past felt sorry for the poor man; "Have youever had a hug?" she asked.

The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

Another woman saw this and said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

A third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear,"Have you ever been screwed?"

The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!"

She smiled and said, "You will be when the tide comes in!"
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judgesaid to Mickey, "You say

here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
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